Basically me this morning

Kinja'd!!! "KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
11/12/2018 at 11:38 • Filed to: the truth, Morning shitpost, starterpacks

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“Girlfriend” is a placeholder for “Any significant other”

On the plus side, At least we both have individual memory settings. And she knows better than to litter inside my car.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 11:33

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The average MPG part would be opposite for us. If i drive her car the average MPG usually drops from  33 to 30. at least. 


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 11:37

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I don’t know about the girlfriend thing but this is completely true with my mom’s car. She needs the seat all the way forward while both my dad and I need it at least 90% of the way back. The MPG is totally true too. I once drove my Mom’s Outback from Worcester MA to Rochester NY and got 100 miles from home before the estimated distance to empty read less than when we left. Even better was in her old Legacy 3.6R I managed to make a 140 mile round trip and arrive back home with 10 more miles in the tank than when I left.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/12/2018 at 11:38

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That is correct in my case as well. First thing I do is enable the Sport mode, on a Hyrbid, yes .


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 11:41

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I can’t handle this level of reality so early in the week.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
11/12/2018 at 11:42

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We have 6.5 days more to go. It’s going to be a long week


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 11:45

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Oh god thi s is my wife. And she has to borrow my car Friday so I can get hers serviced, too.

I’ll be busy cleaning my car Saturday...


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 12:02

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My car after my spouse claims she cleaned it:

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Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 12:04

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I can confirm , although this happens with my wife’s car instead of mine since she can’t drive a manual.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/12/2018 at 13:23

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stopppppp


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/12/2018 at 13:26

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Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
11/12/2018 at 14:47

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I ran into this at work today. I was tossed a set of keys to escort a couple contractors around. I get to the vehicle and discovered when I tried to sit down that the last driver was out 4’11”, former gymnast computer tech. Im 6’4” and about 240lbs. Me getting in before moving the seat didn’t work well.